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Saturday, January 28, 2006

After seeing My Beloved Is Mine's love for unique food I thought of this old recipe we have..

Elephant Stew,

1 Elephant
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits(opt.)
Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces.(this should take about 2 months)add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 f. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people don't like to find hare in there stew.

2 Comments:

  • At 11:43 AM , Blogger natalie said...

    *groan* :-)

     
  • At 12:27 PM , Blogger JFC said...

    This will serve 3,800 people. I have found that this is geography-dependent. It will only serve about 2950 in Texas (unless, of course, you use a Texas elephant), but will serve as many as 5475 in pygmy country in Africa.

    [There, Natalie. You can groan again.]

     

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